3240. The rapscallion
© Bruce Goodman 18 June 2025


The teacher set the class a task: “Use the word ‘rapscallion’ in a sentence that will convey its meaning.”

Tommy wrote: “The teacher asked the class to use the word ‘rapscallion’ in a sentence that will convey its meaning.”

“You useless rapscallion,” said the teacher, “you haven’t conveyed the meaning.”

“I just did,” said Tommy.

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