You have been brought here because you were caught growing red flowers in your garden. This is offensive to the indigenous population. Next thing you’ll be putting feathers in your hair, a bone through your nose, and doing a rain dance. If you’re not red yourself, don’t grow it. Off with his head. NEXT!
You have been brought here because you were caught growing yellow flowers in your garden. Next thing you’ll be demanding that English be banned in the schools, and making Mandarin the official language. There’s enough influence in our country from the Orient without promoting the propagation of such a colour. Off with her head. NEXT!
You have been brought here because you were caught mixing brown flowers with other colours in your garden. It’s either all brown or nothing. There’s many shades of brown that can be used to create interest, but you chose to abandon all principals to satisfy a passing whim. Next thing you’ll be suggesting that brown should be watered with the same garden hose as any other colour. Yuck! Who’s going to want to use the garden hose after that? Off with his head. NEXT!
You have been brought here because you were caught growing… growing… growing green flowers? That’s wonderful! Congratulations. What a wonderful way to end the day!
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